Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Cookies n' Scream


Packaging cracked me up. They look just like the photo on the bottom right of the package. Not sure what chemicals the colors come from--cheap Palmer candy after all (hey, made in USA!), but they're actually quite good.

Why does the skeleton have a bandaid on his head?

Voodoo Frat?


I wasn't the only one who stopped to take a picture.

Why Deodorant is Better than Men?


Emotionally responsive deodorant.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

AVOID the film Sleepwalkers!

October, so there should be some funny horror films on. Well, I thought "Sleepwalkers" (1992, and apparently Stephen King) might be amusing. NO! It started off with dead cats hung all over the place. SICK!! I presume they are fake, but still... animal violence is always unnecessary. BOO HISS! Changed that channel promptly.

Meanwhile TCM is running a colorized version of The Family Way. Much better (not colorized! I mean, much better than the hanging cats alternative.) Hayley was soooooo skinny then. That tub she's washing in is more of a teacup. The best of the three Hywel and Hayley films though was Twisted Nerve. Classic!

Another silly film was on the other night, Let's Kill Uncle. Sounded like it might be noteworthy, 1966, bit like an Avengers episode or maybe more gruesome. Terrible ending, just terrible.

The hunt for additional GOOD scary films, esp 60s ones, continues.

TCM has that "underground" segment too, and last week they aired Psychomania, one of my faves! It's an early 70s British film with a rotten gang of young bikers who terrorize people, but still quite mild. The twist is that the lead chap kills himself and returns from the dead. It's worth seeing for the fashions, colors, etc. I'm quite sure I first saw it on Elvira. This past time I managed to fall asleep before it ended. Drat!

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Engrish in My Class


I love the things they bring with them. From Japan. Classic.

Monday, August 2, 2010

So Ripped Off


Ages ago I came up with "Come on down to Sofa Q !" Just ask Lopex! Years later SNL did a skit like that, cos they tap my phone and steal from me. And now it's spread to the Vietnamese community. Kinda inappropriate for public display though.


Tuesday, July 13, 2010

HOW is this CANDY??


The young daughter of a night student came up to me and asked if I'd like some candy. Mostly I took one to be polite. I didn't take a close look until I got home. "Hot" and "pulp" are not what I look for in candy. HOW is this candy?

In the Shade


This past Saturday, 2 pm. In the Shade at home.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

People of Walmart Submissions



Anything you wanna buy from China, Walmart has it! Chinese Wives? Aisle 5.







Not sure if he's buying the child or if he plans to buy the cart as her new bed.....


Questionable Packaging


Dekkai !!! (huge)